Are you jerking off? Don't be selfish, I'll take off my skirt and sit on my dick, we'll both come

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself

I ordered a pizza and already spent the money in kind

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Casual sex in a rented apartment ended in an orgasm

What's there to think about — here are Airpods for you, if you agree to get laid

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

The passerby is already ready to put in, should I turn him down because of the guy?

Convinced a shy passerby that he needed sex and fucked him

He fixed my phone and my lonely pussy

Well, since you got the wrong number, be smart and get on your dick

A nurse cheekily performs an express test for kovid with a medical penis

I came inside her, so what? It was good for her and me, right?

I'll give it to a debt collector and he'll forgive me all my debts (well, he hasn't)