An evil clown broke into his house and made him suck his dick on Halloween 19.7K

She came in with almost no clothes on 😏 She definitely wants me - well, I didn't say no

I'm getting married soon. I'll fuck the groom's friend for the last time, what's the big deal?

My dad's got a friend who jerks off with my panties, or cums on my face

You think I'm not wearing panties? You guessed it 😌 That's how I want to fuck you

- What are you, cover up! - You better fuck me, brother, and calm down 😏

The chief's already finished, but let him fuck some more. I'm willing to get laid for the job

- Hello, friend girl, is your boyfriend cheating? No way. I'm just sucking his dick

We just met and she trusts me, she lets me in without a condom

Police officers gang-banged as punishment for drug possession

Yeah, I'm a skoof, but I got my Altoids on the Public Service. How about you?

He came in the realtor and ran away. I wasn't gonna take that apartment

I'm swallowing someone's sperm, and before the wine, I didn't know I wanted sex so bad

I lost my wish - now I have to give it to my neighbor 🙄 Will there be minuses?

That little alto wants to sit on my dick 😳 She's got a boyfriend, right?

He's so lucky! Fucking three people just to spite his ex 👉👌