An evil clown broke into his house and made him suck his dick on Halloween 19.5K

She came in with almost no clothes on 😏 She definitely wants me - well, I didn't say no

I'm getting married soon. I'll fuck the groom's friend for the last time, what's the big deal?

My dad's got a friend who jerks off with my panties, or cums on my face

You think I'm not wearing panties? You guessed it 😌 That's how I want to fuck you

- What are you, cover up! - You better fuck me, brother, and calm down 😏

For my girlfriend, blowjobs are not cheating! I got a blowjob with an Asian girl

What a fucking mess! Husband's used to cheating, but now she's getting fucked by three 😱

My semen is in her hair 🫣 And I don't know who she is or where she came from

He was looking for love, and he found it - he loves to fuck and suck deep

Yeah, I'm a skoof, but I got my Altoids on the Public Service. How about you?

Look closely at my ass, but don't cum. It's a workout

Police officers gang-banged as punishment for drug possession

She got me drunk, gave me a fucking blowjob and gave me a blowjob, that's how she sold me the house

He came in the realtor and ran away. I wasn't gonna take that apartment

I'm swallowing someone's sperm, and before the wine, I didn't know I wanted sex so bad