See, getting covid vaccinated with the Sputnik V vaccine doesn't hurt at all

The cleaning lady wore a mask, but forgot to put on her panties and was fucked

Take your dick and clean it up! If you don't, you'll be severely punished

Yes, yes, there's trash under the table, so you bend the back and you'll see

Fuck doggystyle, cum all over your face, and we're even, okay?

Here's how witches actually remove spoilage from men

Hermione got tired of reading books — called a classmate to fuck

Santa sent a cute little elfie instead of a present — even better!

The Snow Maiden Sucks Someone Else's Dick and Lies to Santa Claus About Eating Cookies

Lost in the "Squid Game" — sucked off a security guard to survive

The maids didn't have time to clean up, but managed to make up for it with a blowjob

An evil clown broke into his house and made him suck his dick on Halloween