My husband paid for the pizza, but I should thank the courier, so I did

She told him a guy was jealous and went straight to sucking his friend's dick

I was afraid that my girlfriend was cheating, so I cheated just in case

Lied to her boyfriend about spending the night at her friend's house while she was out partying

My husband didn't leave any money, but he called the handyman — I'll pay with my body

Dude, a blowjob is not a blowjob! And I'm not gonna spill my sperm