Mom is no longer looking for a new husband. Why would she do that when she has a son?

Got out of the Friendzone and fucked the girl of his dreams with a creampie

Your bitch won't give it to you in the anus? Samsung Sam's assistant will help you out here, too

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

Her: Be gentle, this is my 1st time. Five minutes later: Ass cracking

And you fuck better than my girlfriend, sister (even swallowing cum!)

Asked for tender sex - got it, creampie thanked 💦

So, college boy, can you do two creampies and two orgasms, or do you need some help?

I'll flog you, fuck you, and cum on your tits 💦 And then you can finish playing Overwatch

I asked for a big dick and he came in me and left right away 🎅🏻

I don't get it. You came in me and that's it. Bye. When's the wedding?

The stockings on her screamed, "Fuck me!" - he knew right away 😉

Woke up and she was cums on my dick 😳 Wouldn't that fuck you up?

Dad's gone to work — it's time to fuck the young stepmother!

I'll bend down and my brother will immediately realize how good it is to have a sister

Unintentionally turned on while helping his sister pick out her underwear

Neighbor, are you out of your fucking mind, what son am I to you? Come on, I'd rather fuck you

I poured and pissed, but she's still shy and she won't let go

Wow, she showed her tits, what if she lets me fuck her too? I shouldn't have been so shy

Husband's on the phone. He feels like the handyman's gonna make him a cooldown right now

I'm a good father. I don't scold, I give squirt orgasms

Why so much sperm, son? I didn't expect so much on my face

Honey, don't worry about it. Sperm has a way of leaking out