What a cringe-worthy fuck - stuck in the washing machine and fucked up 73.8K

Getting a creampie is a babysitter's job! Gotta know where babies come from

You've got spring aspermataminosis. Suck a dick, you'll get better

Punish me yourself, and you can even cum in my ass, but don't tell my mom

Are you sure you're a driving instructor? Cause you're putting me on your dick

I got my sperm analyzed and jerked off. I like paid medicine

It's February 14, so all the lovers are fucking as a foursome!

Look at your mom and remember, if you want a guy to stay with you, give him this

It's so fucking great that you're adopted! Our sex is now legal

Wow, you've got tits now! Now you can fuck, right?

Oh my gosh, she's got my semen inside her now 😱 I taught her how to have sex

I thought there was no such thing as huge! And he's not even dark-skinned 😱

A dark-skinned man knows his business - he fucked me good and filled me up with cum

You haven't fucked and cum on your face? Then I'm coming for you, get up 😈

He promised pleasure, and he came! Who's gonna fuck me?

Why are you jerking off over there, neighbor? I want to fuck, I can't stand it