What a cringe-worthy fuck - stuck in the washing machine and fucked up 73.6K

Getting a creampie is a babysitter's job! Gotta know where babies come from

You've got spring aspermataminosis. Suck a dick, you'll get better

Punish me yourself, and you can even cum in my ass, but don't tell my mom

Are you sure you're a driving instructor? Cause you're putting me on your dick

I got my sperm analyzed and jerked off. I like paid medicine

Look at your mom and remember, if you want a guy to stay with you, give him this

It's February 14, so all the lovers are fucking as a foursome!

Came, but inserted again - the wife is gone, and the maids are ready for anything

It's so fucking great that you're adopted! Our sex is now legal

You fuck me and humiliate me and you call that parenting?

Wow, you've got tits now! Now you can fuck, right?

Oh my gosh, she's got my semen inside her now 😱 I taught her how to have sex

A dark-skinned man knows his business - he fucked me good and filled me up with cum

I thought there was no such thing as huge! And he's not even dark-skinned 😱

You haven't fucked and cum on your face? Then I'm coming for you, get up 😈