Getting a creampie is a babysitter's job! Gotta know where babies come from

You've got spring aspermataminosis. Suck a dick, you'll get better

Punish me yourself, and you can even cum in my ass, but don't tell my mom

Are you sure you're a driving instructor? Cause you're putting me on your dick

I got my sperm analyzed and jerked off. I like paid medicine

Look at your mom and remember, if you want a guy to stay with you, give him this

Wow, you've got tits now! Now you can fuck, right?

Oh my gosh, she's got my semen inside her now 😱 I taught her how to have sex

I thought there was no such thing as huge! And he's not even dark-skinned 😱

A dark-skinned man knows his business - he fucked me good and filled me up with cum

You haven't fucked and cum on your face? Then I'm coming for you, get up 😈

He promised pleasure, and he came! Who's gonna fuck me?

It's February 14, so all the lovers are fucking as a foursome!

Why are you jerking off over there, neighbor? I want to fuck, I can't stand it

A female teacher without panties, and she won't give me any! That's where blackmail comes in handy