I wake her up with my dick, and she doesn't mind, I'm gonna cum in her 54.1K

I've got a date and my brother's got a boner, so I'm gonna hold on to his dick if that's what it takes

I came to sleep with you, and what the fuck is this? You impregnated me

My boyfriend cheated on me? If I get my revenge, I'll get a creampie from my brother

Everyone wants to be born with tits like that! I had to pee my pants twice

It's a good thing my sister didn't have her panties on, she's got a lot of fucking sperm

I didn't know you couldn't come in other people's moms. 🫣 Excuse me, I gotta go

You wake up and she's sucking you off 😍 Nothing in life gives a fuck anymore

There are ~16 billion legs in the world, and the only one I want to spread is yours 🫶 Oooooh

I don't get it. You came in me and that's it. Bye. When's the wedding?

Even a shy girlfriend can get laid - get the know-how

I've only seen tits like that in porn 🌰🌰 Can I touch them?

You don't sleep in threes, your dick ends up in one or the other

I'm a mulatto and you're "Baldy" - cum inside, see who's born

Shower without me? 😧 I wanted to fuck and cum in you so badly

Hey, get your hands off my dick! All right, jerk off, but don't let your wife find out