I've got a date and my brother's got a boner, so I'm gonna hold on to his dick if that's what it takes

I came to sleep with you, and what the fuck is this? You impregnated me

What should I choose to get an iPhone? Oh fuck, wrong again 😫

What kind of cheating is that? Just touching tits and pouring cum 🫣

My boyfriend cheated on me? If I get my revenge, I'll get a creampie from my brother

I didn't know you couldn't come in other people's moms. 🫣 Excuse me, I gotta go

What's she doing? She's using her mouth to remove the condom??? I'm gonna come in her like that

I dreamed I was being fucked - honey, can we do this dream again?

There are ~16 billion legs in the world, and the only one I want to spread is yours 🫶 Oooooh

I don't get it. You came in me and that's it. Bye. When's the wedding?

I've only seen tits like that in porn 🌰🌰 Can I touch them?

You don't sleep in threes, your dick ends up in one or the other

I authorized a threesome and you cum in my daughter - I realized you're an idiot

Hey, get your hands off my dick! All right, jerk off, but don't let your wife find out

Fuck me in the ass, friend 🥹 for a guy my 1st time I'm afraid to give it away