Dumped a guy — don't be sad, suck a dick in the entryway and you'll feel better

Well, well, girls, don't push yourselves, there's enough sperm for everyone

I'm going to call this stranger into the entryway, in case she gives me a blowjob

You can't go to a guy's house because his parents are there — but I can also blow him in the elevator

You can't go home because your parents are there, but you can also give a blowjob in the entryway