My husband has a small penis, so from time to time I call an electrician

Friend, don't mind your husband, he's a cuckold, he's used to watching

I used to bring my wife to orgasm myself, but now a friend does it

Honey, I'm at work, I'm going to get a mouthful of sperm and go straight home

Wife cheats behind her husband's back while he's engrossed in a soap opera