I only lick my balls on the first date, it turns me on to give them to strangers

You don't go to a sexologist to get laid? You're naked, it turns me on

"Young man, can I suck your dick? Your girlfriend won't know."

Anatomy should be studied in practice — take off your pants, let's play

Oh, I lost, didn't I? Whatever, I love sucking strangers

Shall we fuck again? Spend all your sperm on me and there won't be any left for others

I don't cheat, but I've had my tits shown and my dick sucked

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

Hey, I agreed to get laid in the car, but where are you going without a condom?

I had no idea my new friend had such awesome boobs!

Asked his mother to tell him a bedtime story, and she fucked him

Brother, forget about his girlfriend

Spent the money and you know what's going to happen to you now — on your knees

If I cum on my wife's tits, whose sperm is on that whore's ass?

I'll kiss my wife, or she'll get jealous, and then I won't see cheating and fmf

Cum in my mouth, but I can do it again, oops, that's a real bummer

The guy was late at work — no problem, I'll fuck a friend

Whines about anal, thinks I'll take pity, but it only makes me horny

Take me out of the woods, and I won't let you down, I'll fuck you and cum all over you. (collaba)

Teaching a friend's inexperienced girlfriend about sex before their first date

Fuck me all you want, but don't slap my ass so hard

Mom sex is not enough, her son has to fuck the bitch in the anus

I wanted to get my notebook of lectures, but instead I fucked

The apartment is unrepaired and needs to be rented out — the realtor even sucked her dick