"Let's not tell our brother what game we played today."

We don't have much time before our friends arrive, so let's make it quick

Brother, it's impossible to get stuck in the washing machine! But I'm ready to get laid

I'll come out of the bathroom with empty balls, and you wash again, period

You're my girlfriend, so I can come right inside you, right?

Some people go to the woods for mushrooms, we go for sex away from everyone

I passed the session with straight A's — now I can relax

I didn't think it was necessary to get naked for a movie, but if the director asks...

My dream robot vacuum cleaner — sucks dick 3 times a day and doesn't get tired

I'm going to strangle the baby a little bit so she doesn't scare the neighbors with her moans

Courier, let me get naked and suck your dick for a pizza, I have no money

She's lying naked, drawing dicks — so I fucked her, why?

The redheaded devil knows exactly what to do with her lover's cock

I'm your new roommate and I'll do anything for toilet paper!