I thought she would come from her fingers, but she only wants a big dick

Walked the girl in the park so she wouldn't break on the first date

The hottie believed that no one would see the video. And for nothing

I signed the contract without reading it — I had to give it to the bank employee

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Who does yoga like that? Take off your pants, I'll show you how to do it