"I love it when there are a lot of secretaries — one gets bored, I put another one on."

Sucks at an interview and thinks she'll get the job now

She showed me her fucking tits, and then it was all a blur. I think I had sex

Stop it, you're crazy, don't touch your brother's dick!

Taking pictures of a friend's naked mom trying on her underwear

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

Chief, how am I supposed to work now if I'm leaking sperm?

Woke up and a boner in the girlfriend — well, what's to argue about, we have to keep going

She was looking for something to put in her pussy, and then I came along

The realtor showed her sights and gave her pussy, but the client still has doubts

Why didn't you eat your sperm? Well, then masturbate yourself

I don't understand the foreigner, but he gave money, so he wants a blowjob and sex

No cash for the courier — you can always pay for delivery with a mint

The guy broke up — it's good to have a sister who always kisses and comforts

Security guard apprehends toilet paper thief and punishes properly

19-year-old virgin invited a whore to gain experience

She closes her eyes - she dreams of creeping, otherwise why are we fucking without a condom?

Some people go to the woods for mushrooms, we go for sex away from everyone

"Get undressed quick, stop teasing with your big boobs!"

He used to put his dick in my mouth, and I used to moan a little bit more softly

Do you need a casting call to be a whore? Fuck, I'm not leaving here unemployed

Her sperm is already coming out of her mouth, but what can I do? I want to fuck

The wizard fixed the laptop, fucked someone else's wife, and didn't get caught by her husband

Remember when you said you wanted a baby? I can help