Brother, why jerk off to porn with me when I'll suck your dick anyway?

Fucking my mind in her classes - so I got to her pussy

She slipped her husband his own sister for fmf and admitted to being a lesbian

Oops, the maids fell asleep instead of cleaning - nothing, she'll work it off with her mouth

Why haven't I fucked my boss in the ass before - she promoted me right away 🤌

I'll jerk off in the bathroom and fuck the landlord. I'm Asian, I won't be denied

Brother, what are you looking at? You want to touch my pussy, say the word and I'll give it to you

Son, you should have come inside! I hope my dad doesn't notice the sperm

The nurse said it's good to get laid, because sex cures all diseases

I wasn't peeking - I wanted to see mommy's boobs (and touch them)

How nice it feels to feel sperm inside - got an orgasm right away

Drunk daughter sucked me off - well, who am I if I don't fuck her, huh?

Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

Don't worry, honey, we'll fuck the teacher and she'll give us a grade right away

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Dick in the anus - and the secretary is obedient, and I'm in a good mood

My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

Thought asian girls don't give it away right away, but this one's got her pussy exposed for a fuck

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

Brother, I won't suck your dick even for New Year's Eve, don't even talk me into it

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

You get naked for money, you give me a burger, I'll fuck you in all positions

Why are you surprised? At my school, everyone takes their exams through bed