How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

What did you do at work that you had to come in here and sell your ass for anal?

Finally fucked an Asian girl, I came twice - both times inside

Oh yes, sis, the New Year's gift was really "fucked up"

You should have fucked after the club, but tonight you're going to lick me, too

Tentacles pierced through, sperm gushing out, and she still can't get enough

This is our first date, so remember, come here

Chief, how am I supposed to work now if I'm leaking sperm?

Brother, forget about his girlfriend

Fucked someone else's boyfriend and let him cum inside, so he won't go back to his ex

My son will fuck us, pretend nothing is going on

I've sucked all my friends' dicks, the guy doesn't mind, and I'll fuck you, too

I spanked her, now I'm going to squeeze her tits and she's going to cramp up

Come on, daughter, run to bed — your mother's not here, I'll spank and fuck you

Confessed his love to fuck a blonde without a condom — she gave

Dad, look, I already took my panties off, now can you teach me how to fuck?

I don't distract her from her work, so I jerk off loudly — she'll come running

Neighbor, look at my ass... Do you want to touch it?

I may be a co-cult, but I'll fuck my wife in the ass myself — after you

My friends are suckers, they got drunk and went home to sleep, and I found my dick

Vacation is awesome, but let's get laid already, I don't like to stay in debt

She showed her ass on the first date! Well I'll show her my dick then😈

Called a whore and her mother came, wanted a blowjob and asked to cum

Here I get sucked, there my friends get licked — why don't we fuck together?