If I had that in my life, I'd be fucking Superman right now

Are you sure you're a plumber? Cause I see your pipes are leaking. 😏

For the 1st joint the courier cums, for the 2nd joint I won't regret it, there will be anal

We don't even know each other, and the condom's broken, so you can give it to me in the woods

You screwed me and I'm not a sucker - threw a stick at a boob waitress 🤤

I don't suck on the 1st date, but I liked you, I'll even give you a 😏

I'll lick my neighbor's ass and lick my neighbor's ass, as long as the girl doesn't find out

I don't know you and I have to take you in my mouth? I like to suck, but it's a scam

I've sucked a thousand cocks. I can't teach my son's girlfriend how to have sex?

I trusted and closed my eyes, and the coach put his dick in my mouth

I spread my legs, and he stuck his dick in - and who's to blame for the creampie?

She has such tits! He rented her instead of an apartment, no wonder 🤷🏻

Stranger girl and sucked my dick, and doggystyle stood up, that's a good run I had

You want to fuck a stranger with a creampie, I'm here

I thought you were a sex trainer... Well, I'm already standing anyway, will you fuck me?

Didn't find a live cucumber with the power of the earth, but found a blonde to fuck

We don't know each other, but I can give a blowjob - I like giving to strangers

Driver, I don't have any money and I don't want to walk

Suck my dick and give it to everybody? Pfft, that's easy for me! When do I start?

Were you peeping, man? Come on, let's go to the bathroom and fuck me

Not much money, but it's no problem - I can give you a throat blowjob in a heartbeat

Why did you take your clothes off in my car? Oh, to fuck? All right, then

I fucked my mother and her friend in fmf! Dad's gonna find out, he's gonna be jealous

Man, give me your dick, I want sex! And fuck me good so I can fuck