What do you mean, you can't pay the plumber? Look at those tits

Oh, I accidentally fucked a guy's friend. Now I have a new boyfriend

I'm a psychologist, you called? When was the last time you came?

Wrong door, so fuck you - mine, because you've got a hard-on

Hey, you spilled semen on my glasses. How am I supposed to work?

I got the realtor, but not the apartment. But he got fucked and got a blowjob 😏

She's got a fucked up approach to her clients - she fucks up, but she rides the dick

A threesome on one cock - okay, I'll fuck two whores, but I'll cum only on my beloved

Can you give me a ride? I'll pay... I mean, I'll suck your dick! How do you drive with your balls full

Short-sighted stranger girl didn't recognize the fuck-up and ended up on her knees

Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself

You asked me out, gave me tea, and now you can fuck me for all you're worth

Are you jerking off? Don't be selfish, I'll take off my skirt and sit on my dick, we'll both come

The first date is not a reason to give up sex, what do you think?

Fucked up my roommate, called him to fix my laptop so he could fuck me

Fuck you, you're a "husband for an hour" - I called you for sex 👉🏻👌🏻

Showing her boobs, awesome 👀 Someone's about to have their first sex 😏

Courier, let's make a deal. No cash, take MEN for the pizza

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

She won't wait till the second date to see how her pussy flows

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Convinced a shy passerby that he needed sex and fucked him

Client, I've already shown you the apartment — all that's left to do is give it to you in the pussy

She came in with almost no clothes on 😏 She definitely wants me - well, I didn't say no