How can you not come on such a sweetheart when she wants cum so badly?

Don't break like my vibrator, take off your pants — I want my dick

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

The passerby is already ready to put in, should I turn him down because of the guy?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here

Don't take that sex toy, brother, or who else is going to fuck me?

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one