I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

I'd give it to you without tying you up, but yeah, you can't go deep enough

On vacation, it's twice as pleasant to fuck and cum with this view

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here

Don't take that sex toy, brother, or who else is going to fuck me?

Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself

I took a dick in my mouth, but I couldn't tear myself away from the game

Today our plan is not to do yoga, but to stretch our anus with a fat dick

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Oh, mine's not wearing panties, I get the hint, she's gonna have sex and a cumshot

What are you looking at? Lick it. I didn't just come to show you my pussy

What's there to think about — here are Airpods for you, if you agree to get laid

Eh, if everyone had sisters like that — came for a blowjob myself 😮

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Not without a blowjob, she likes to fuck her mouth with her dick — so be it

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one