I'm going on a date, but I can't suck a dick. Man, give me your dick

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

How else can I bend to get him to understand that I want on my dick?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Well sit down, Yummy Mira, don't drag it out — your place is on the big dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

A trainer friend showed an exercise where they both cum at once

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked