My wife got tired of my dick, so I found her a black one and gave it to her anally

They even put it in her anus! Now we'll always fly business class

I hope my sister will forgive me - it's just my dick and she's asleep

Everyone knows multiorgasm, but have you seen a multicamshot? four multicamshots at a time

I gave her a dildo and she gave me an anal creampie, I love it ❤️

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Wait, who's going to pay? - So I took a ride, but on my dick

Daughter, don't close your eyes, but learn - stick your fingers in and cum

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Wow, is that sister giving her mom a squirt? We should take it off and flush it!

What's wrong with your face, honey? It's sperm in your throat, you're not the only one who has to cum

I'm going on a date, but I can't suck a dick. Man, give me your dick

Girls' night out is all about cunnilingus and orgasms. If you don't have one, don't call me

Cums the boss in the office, fired! You're gonna fuck me at home

I'll put my beautiful legs up high so I don't leak creampie, and I'll get pregnant for sure

Fucked her to another orgasm - now the bitch is not laughing

Everyone gets an A in this teacher's class, but I didn't know it was like this

Don't worry, I didn't cum on my face - oops, all the cum on my hair 😱

I'm giving a normal massage, it's my hand that slipped there