Neighbor, are you a virgin? Well, touch it and stick it in, but don't come inside

What kind of mother walks around half-naked? The one who wants to fuck — obviously

Face it, maids, your husband won't give you that much money for sex

The patient's arm hurts, his wife is away... Well, I'll suck it, I'm a nurse

Fucked up the psychologist with stories about cheating — now he's going to fuck her up

The wizard fixed the laptop, fucked someone else's wife, and didn't get caught by her husband

Put her friend on her husband's dick to jerk off to them on the sidelines

Neighbor, you take what you need in the kitchen, I'm busy babbling here

You can't surprise a girl with your dick for her birthday, but a stranger's dick...

My father's new whore is an upstart, the kind you can only shut up with your dick

Loving husband allowed that giant black cock inside

What a cumshot! cums both the daughter and her friend in one shot

In front of my parents, I accidentally walked into my sister while we were fighting

They have been humping each other's wives since they can't fuck other women

Called a whore and her mother came, wanted a blowjob and asked to cum

My father married a whore so he and I would have someone to stick it in

You have to fuck on a date, and I'm a virgin, I'm lucky to have a brother

It's good that we took a friend on vacation — we'll make a baby right on the beach

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

And this cable said he only loved me, and how he fucked the other one!

Let everyone know how my friend and I cum in my wife and make a baby

Wait till you give me a ticket — look at my boobs

Used to mfm — sucks her husband and doesn't let her friend's dick out of her hand

She gave up cheating and fmf, just so he wouldn't ask for anal again