"I'm busy, let me play The Witcher!" — but my sister needs a penis right away

Sister can't screw in a light bulb, but she can spread her legs

"Sister, how did you manage to get stuck here, and without your panties?"

- Would you like to suck my dick? - I'll suck your dick and I'll trick you into having sex, bro

Gave it to a guy for his birthday sis — he loved it!