Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

Unpacked my present - oops, only the creampie is pouring out now

My pregnant wife is leaking sperm, but I haven't cum yet 🤯

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

"It's okay on holidays," I decided and stuck my dick in cum in an Asian woman

I'll fuck you in the anus and next time you won't lose your panties

Sperm gushing out of his mouth as the tentacle went all the way through his body

Dad, look what's wrong with my pee. Maybe lick it and it'll go away

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

Oh, you're such a fool! You drank your father's Viagra, and I have to suck again, don't I?

Have you been behaving yourself? Then I'll call a friend for mfm instead of Santa Claus

Just fell asleep, and my son is climbing up again - put it in already, but shh 🤫

Honey, I'll fuck a stranger for you just to get you off

What did you do at work that you had to come in here and sell your ass for anal?

Wow, you shouldn't be cleaning in that uniform, you should be sitting on my dick

Already cumming, but what about anal? - I'm always ready in the ass, let's go

Oh yes, sis, the New Year's gift was really "fucked up"

Ouch, my uterus got squeezed by a dick - but how great it feels to fuck a black man

Honey, you know, it's so tight and soft in there, so I cum

Screaming into her pillow from her orgasm, because they're already watching us fuck from the street

So I watched a porno, is that a reason to stick my dick up my ass?

I wish he'd pull out in time, or he'd get caught up in the rough fucking, in case he didn't make it in time

There's no money, there's a mouth and a pussy, you can fuck me if you want, but don't drive me out of the crib