What if the plots in porn were logical...?

Santa Claus got fucked up handing out presents and fucked Sia Siberia

We can take the dog for a walk later. Let's get laid now

I was too lazy to get up from the couch, but it's worth the effort for anal

Sister, can't you seduce a teacher? Come on, I'll teach you everything

My parents went away for a sleepover and my brother and I decided to fuck harder

Either you give a blowjob or get out of the apartment. Make your choice quickly

The delivery guy even dropped the money — she went out to get the pizza completely naked

Well, honey, are you going to listen to me, or are you going to get your ass kicked again?

Now I'll get naked and the guy will immediately forget about the wrecked car

You know, honey, I'll cum in your ass, it'll hurt less

Husband, you're fucking with your guitar — fuck me better, I'm better

Filled another man's wife's asshole with sperm, because the pussy is only for her husband

Are you sure you want to be an actress? So give it up to an agent, don't be a wreck

I used to be a shy girl, but now I come to get laid myself

Honey, I know what we're going to do tonight — get your dick out

What a bitch — she kicks you in the balls and then teases you and doesn't let you cum

The girl had just left, and I brought a friend

Wow — ordered a whore in GTA 5, and she really gave me

She didn't give me anal sex at home, but she stopped breaking right away in front of her friends

Is your lover's sister jerking off to porn? That's not okay, we should fuck her

If you've decided to replace porn for me, sister, you'll have to do it for anal as well

What a stretch you have, honey, is it comfortable to fuck me like that?

Extreme - her husband is about to come and she's calling her neighbor for a fuck