I'm in your bed for a reason! Come on, show me your dick 🍆 93.2K

With a belt around your neck and a dick inside - that's what I call fucking 🥵

The probability of fucking my sister is small but not zero - oops, and I'm fucking her

I was in a bar and I didn't get a picture. Neighbor, why don't you fuck me 😉 😉

You dressed like that to get a boner? Suck it now

Girlfriend dumped you? I'm gonna fuck my stepmom now 👍

Husband, you fuckin' call 🤬 Let me change your mind

How am I supposed to get this dick in me? It's fucking huge 😱

Oh, honey, I'm cumming in my friend again - help me, help me out

I came on my ex-girlfriend at her wedding! I'm great, aren't I? 😎

I came in my girlfriend, for fuck's sake! I didn't want to cheat on my fiancée 🫣

A friend gave me money, but for a reason 👀 How am I going to explain this to a guy?

I don't jerk off, I do eromassage! I can give you a blowjob if you give me money

Once you've done it, you have to finish it. Cum, man, but not in me

What a bummer! I'm cheating with a friend, and my husband comes home and he burns us

"By the way, you're adopted!" - get the hint? Cause I'm stuck, and my son doesn't fuck around