Patient, you have all the symptoms of the disease, you should do a blowjob test

Fuck, I'm in the woods sucking a stranger's dick. (he needed a blowjob)

She gave me a blowjob to cure my ailment 😳 What medicine has come to

And in the hospital it's not so bad — a nurse will treat and jack off

I'm a doctor and I know how to treat — only a blowjob and sex can help

The nurse mixed up the vaccine, but didn't leave the patient with a boner

He came on the nurse's tits and felt better because the HMO covers it