Fucked his sister before her first date so she wouldn't be nervous

What happens in dumb porn if a girl gets stuck in the washer?

I'm so fucked up at work, I want to take a bath and my dick

Didn't let me sleep on my day off, but at least I knew how to suck my dick

Now how is she going to explain to a guy how she got semen on her face?

"Lost your New Year's present? Lie down, I'll give you another one."

Just got home from work, and the redheaded girl is already shaking with orgasm

She gives herself again for the new year, and then asks for expensive clothes

I lost my panties while decorating my room for New Year's Eve

Not enough attention for a girl — had to put away my laptop and pull out my dick

Came to her neighbor for sex, because her husband doesn't have such a big dick

The modest girl dressed like a whore and was too embarrassed to show her face

I ordered a pizza and already spent the money in kind

I signed the contract without reading it — I had to give it to the bank employee

I was only going to suck it, but I got a taste for it and stood up doggystyle

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Called a prostitute home and she wanted to fuck in the yard

"Oh, you're up and breakfast isn't ready yet. How about a blowjob?"

The best mornings always start with a cream puff in that sweet pussy

Let others abstain, and we fuck on the journey

"Let's not tell our brother what game we played today."

Don't know how to pick up a married woman? — Let her touch your dick!

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude