I gave it to the boss, now he won't fire me, but he'll give me a bonus for swallowing it

What shall we do? Let's fuck! Why else would you invite strangers home?

Yeah, blackmail. I just really wanted to fuck my sister. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I get the cock, she gets the tits and the creampie 🎁 It's the deal of the century, I reckon

I asked for a massage, but I wanted sex, so I'm lying there with cum all over me

She wanted to squirt so badly, she was ready to fuck both the table and his hand

Not with a realtor! We signed a contract on our tits with sperm

Dear Apple, I've been fucked by your VR glasses. I guess it's not a bad thing...

Will you take me for a ride in your car? And I'll show you my tits, or I'll put my ass on it

I drank Viagra by mistake — I had to stick my dick in my sister

Take your pants off, client, you're looking at stress! Only sex will help

Stranger girl is touching my dick! I'll put it in her mouth, won't she be offended?

Strict Uncle Jura helped with algebra, but he also fucked me in the anal for it

You should have rubbed him right away, otherwise he only thinks about his orgasm

I got fucked in a massage. Pretty much what I wanted

Yeah, I'm a skoof, but I got my Altoids on the Public Service. How about you?

Take off your clothes and come inside me, that's the free massage I got

I slept half-naked, and now there's cum all over my legs

Are you kidding me? I step away for a minute, and you guys are already fucking

My brother is shocked — my sister came and demanded to take her virginity

You go to a bar with your friends, and when you leave with whores, I feel your pussy

First sex and not with a boyfriend - he didn't fuck a virgin, so she cheated 🫣

Licking each other to convulsive orgasms and they worked well together

Neighbor, I know your wife doesn't give it to you in the ass! I will