For better or for worse: he pissed on his wife and humiliated her

Patient, you say you're dreaming about hard sex? I don't take your word for it, show me

"Where the fuck were you yesterday?" — I'll flog you so you don't have to go out

It's silly to fall asleep drunk — your girlfriends will wake up in sperm

I checked the asshole with my fingers — the hole works, you can insert it without lubrication

Friend girl, is the vibrator already in you? Let's go drive around town and cum

Friend girl, open your mouth — after fmf we always share cum

What do you mean, you didn't cum? Take your panties off, we're going to fix that

Who better to teach you how to fuck than your own father! But I didn't come inside for nothing

How do you choose whose girl is better? Let's fuck both of them, then we'll decide

Listen, what if we get burned? — No problem, I'll suck two dicks

I don't distract her from her work, so I jerk off loudly — she'll come running

Neighbor, look at my ass... Do you want to touch it?

Fuck, you talentless pacifier, fuck off, let your mother suck it already

Friend girl, can you help me come? I'm jerking myself off, but I can't have an orgasm

Honey, you wanted to cheat — here's my friend girl, but fuck in front of me

Your computer doesn't work, you can use me instead of porn

Girls, where did you come from? Do you like fmf? Well then stay 👌

Sure you can't become a secretary without fucking? — Nah, no way 😎

I may be a co-cult, but I'll fuck my wife in the ass myself — after you

What are you, silly? Do I have to "cook" with tits like these?

Ouch, he grabbed me by the throat, I got dizzy, cum faster

Calm down, I don't like the groom, and I don't give a shit whose dick I suck

My wife even let me cum inside, as long as I didn't fuck the maid