Son, you go on a date and you don't know where to come? There's a hole right there

My wife gives it to me once a month, but her secretary is a real slut

Swallow your dick all the way down, or I'll slap you in the cheeks 😈

Fuck me all you want, but I'll only come from my own hand

Brother, in order not to be a fast shooter, you have to get laid before the date

And you thought wine and cunnilingus was just that? It's time to get laid, baby

Yeah, yeah, aim for the ass - you've been asking for anal for so long, I'm ready

I woke you up, I'll fuck you - and you shouldn't sleep without panties

Oops, fucked the girl's sister - but I had nothing to do with it, they have the same asses!

Sat on her face and got an orgasm! Now you can creampie, even two times

I'll fuck a stranger, swallow his cum and get likes (and a ban) on TikTok

It's hard to prove that I'm not a whore, because I even have a stepson in me

If you want to fuck, you can have it, but when I start sucking, you can cum in my mouth 💦

I don't cheat, but I've had my tits shown and my dick sucked

Takes a dick and says fuck 🥵 Wow, and that's the way to pass a grade

I don't care about the dirt! I'd give it to you anyway, you're my stepbrother

Everyone can hear you jerking off. Why don't you cum on your sister?

I'll look at tits, then I'll fuck you in the pussy - why, I won the game

Can I take all my credits this way? I can fuck my way to orgasms and creampies

She's taking off her condom, what a twist! I'll fuck you gently and cum in your mouth

If you sat on my dick, you'd be cheerful 😏 Take off your pants, I'll suck you

Didn't cum in the girl, but in her sister 😧 Couldn't tell the difference between that cunt and that cunt

Oh, Apollo 😍 I wish he'd fuck me with that dick

She offered to have sex with me and I didn't mind, I fucked her right on the hood