I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you

What, your girlfriend doesn't give it to you in the anus? You're in luck, friend, come on in

I don't even know your name, and whatever — let's fuck faster

Do you want to make me feel good? Here's my dick, start sucking it

You showed up drunk from your friend's house? Here's your dick, apologize

I know how to wake up a baby girl without an alarm clock — a dick, of course

If a bitch is in her panties, she's waiting for a dick to be pounded in her

Honey, give me the camera — I want to film your dick going into my pussy

Fucking your friend is not cheating (and for your girlfriend, we won't say anything)

Do you do porn? Let me give you a ride... on my dick

Okay, I won't turn you over to your parents, but you'll pay for this creampie

This is what happens when your maid is the Shinaryen

Sucks at an interview and thinks she'll get the job now

Sister, you don't have to watch porn when I'm home. Call me

Here's how witches actually remove spoilage from men

She was mad at the guy, but she sucked his dick — she wants a new sweatshirt

Picked up a stranger, got her drunk on wine... ...and there she was, ass up

Before we buy a new bed, let's fuck and break this one

My sister was so pissed off, I had to undress her and fuck her

A friend's wife is asleep after a party. I hope she likes sex in her sleep

Is your boyfriend a cuckold? So you shouldn't give him a photo by the tree, you should give him cheating

I'll buy food, but first let's go fuck in the dressing room

The fat brother just wanted to watch her put her stockings on

Are you learning anatomy? Touch your dick, and to remember, let's fuck