You take me out on a date, I'll give you - you up for that, bro?

POV: you come home and she's ready for reconciliation sex 😳

What the fuck? 🤯 I opened my eyes and my sister was under the blanket sucking my dick

1 sex = 1 knockup 🥲 I trusted him with my virginity and he came inside her

Oh, I pissed in my sister 😶 I'll tell his girlfriend it was an accident

I really fucked your mom while you were playing PS 😎

I wanted to learn how to put on a condom, and he taught me how to fuck, too

Yeah, I give patients blowjobs! How did you think I got into med school?

Put on a condom just like my dad taught me, except my stepmom has my end in her 😳

I tried blackmail and it worked! Except my dad almost burned us

My wife doesn't give me that kind of jerk-off massage. Thanks, I'll come again!

It's my eyes, isn't it? Or did the stepmother really come without panties?

I'll take you to a restaurant, but first spread your pretty legs and let me 😈

I'm married, what's a blowjob? Let's do it again, though, why don't we?

Wow, she's seducing me with her bare tits 🤯 And my sister has a boyfriend

You know, bro, I'm saving the kiss for the guy 😶 And you can put it in the ass

Why would you work with an ass like that? For money, let me touch it

A little more and it would have been anal 🍑 But I fucked her and cums

She didn't need to be blackmailed, she took the dick and sucked it herself

Woke up and she was cums on my dick 😳 Wouldn't that fuck you up?

Oh, I shouldn't have come inside - she'll have to give birth to me 🤯

She's going to a bar without her panties, she's a whore, I won't let her go without a creampie

I went in for a massage and she gave me a blowjob! What am I gonna tell my wife now?

I wanted to surprise a guy, but my neighbor saw me in my underwear and fucked me first