What a tight ass you've got now — that's okay, we'll stretch it out

How could I have forgotten about February 14? Okay, I have a pee

It's been a long time since I licked your pussy, so for February 14 I'm going to give you cunnilingus

Oh, sorry I woke you up, I just wanted to sperm inside so bad

Mary Rock came to the mountains to ride a black dick, not ski

Don't tell me how to jerk off, or do you think you're my first?

Gave a Valentine's card to a girl, and she gave it to her in the entryway

Honey, you're acting like a whore — it's been a long time since I fucked you, I guess

Daddy, don't be sick, you can even stick your dick in me if it helps

Culinary blogging turned into porn when I pulled the bitch's tights down

What a bitch — she kicks you in the balls and then teases you and doesn't let you cum

Let daddy in your chubby pussy — it's not the first time we've fucked

The father forgot to fuck his mother, and his son felt bad for him — he fucked himself

My roommate burst in on me and got naked — and fuck her now

What's there to peek at? I'll go over there and put it in without asking

"Do you want to lick me? Because I want to cum on your face so bad."

Somebody help me, I asked just to tie me up, not to fuck me

If the ex forgot what happened yesterday, I'll take out my penis and remind her

She seduced her brother for sex and he got cocky and took aim at her ass

What a bitch — she went and hinted at anal, but she never gave it to me in the ass

Begs the guy to fuck slower because his ass hurts, but he doesn't care

Dropped the towel in front of the delivery man. I hope he takes the hint and fucks

And how can I explain to my husband why I came from my neighbor all covered in sperm?

Took an 18-year-old college girl to the mat, but ended up with a creampie