I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

I only lick my balls on the first date, it turns me on to give them to strangers

She asked me to cum on my jeans - I thought there would be less sperm

No, we can't go home, my parents are asleep there. Let's fuck in the stairwell

Be quiet! So I put my dick in you, that's no reason to scream like that

Everyone fucks sisters in porn, and you won't give me a dick for revenge for a guy?

And what's NoNutNovember to me if I wake up and she's already on my dick?

Fucked the thief on the air, and you shouldn't have fucked with the streamer

Yes, friend, your wife is experienced - you should have suggested mfm earlier

She put on a condom and stood up, and that's how she worked the trip

He tied her up and put her on his dick - now she's obediently waiting for the sperm

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

I asked my sister for a hand job, and she spread her legs - how not to stick it in?

Oh, honey, are you on your way home? Take your time, I'm still on my friend's dick

I'm a cuckold, so I don't scold my wife because of her cheating, I only praise her

You're asking me to fuck you like a whore? I can do that, but then don't complain

Brother, forget about his girlfriend

I wanted to suck up to my mom, but I really had to lick her 😳

Bro, come on, I wanted to borrow from you, and you give it to me in the mouth

Daughter, I don't understand, what school did you come home from without panties?

Oh, she's so juicy - didn't even fuck me, but two minutes later I'm already cumming

I won't fuck my wife's pregnant sister in the pussy, let her do the anus

Son, it'll help with your boner, I'll give you a pussy

The delivery girl is so cute and sucks my dick, do you think she'll give it to me in her pussy?