"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home

I know how to trick my beloved into sex — she raised her beautiful legs for my dick

Everyone knows what Tinder is for, here's some wine and let's get laid already

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

Sister couldn't fucking wait for me? I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time

Eh, my friend doesn't fuck me like that, but at least he lets me watch

My pussy was so juicy it was coming out of my panties, I rubbed it for a buzz

Sperm coming out of the pussy — no good, I'm going to put my finger back in it

That's it: he fucked the doll, but all his sperm went back into Sasha Rose

Oh, and the delivery guy isn't a guy... All right, I'll fuck the girl, I want pizza

She admitted that she fucks me for a reason, and she's already in the pussy

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Don't look at me like that, you've come so many times, now it's my turn

Put the bitch's mouth on his dick — she cussed and fucked him herself

At 19, your pussy should be wider by now, and your dick can barely fit

You don't have to seduce this roommate, she comes right out without her panties

Husband, I'm going to have sex with a left-handed man, and you keep quiet — now you're a cuckold!

My husband is nothing, so I bring strangers home for sex

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

No one is going to watch this shit anyway, you'd better sit on your dick