I'm masturbating to you, maybe it's time to get laid We've been drinking

Son, what's the big deal? Let's sleep together, at least you can fuck me to orgasm

I'll fuck my friend's girlfriend so she won't fuck his brains out

We're 19, and we're fucking in class under the "supervision" of the gym teacher 🙄

Fucking my mind in her classes - so I got to her pussy

Wow, sister, did you squirt? - No, asshole, I pissed myself

Almost got knocked up when I was drunk... Spread my sperm on my pussy, it's soothing

Drunk daughter sucked me off - well, who am I if I don't fuck her, huh?

Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

Call your father, I'm drunk and want to fuck! He's not home? Then go fuck yourself

What's there to think about - you gave me a cocktail, it's time to go to the park and suck my dick

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

You can't ruin a friendship with sex, and if your dick is big, you can make it stronger

And she knows how to please a guy - 1st date, and already on his dick

Fuck, Kolya, I want to fuck you, and your girlfriend is going home. Fuck me quick

And my ex is a good one - he comes and fucks me on demand

What are you looking at, fuck! Am I just showing off my tits?

Be quiet! So I put my dick in you, that's no reason to scream like that

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

I can give a fucking blowjob at the snap of a finger, and I fuck even better

Psst, stranger girl, who in a train masturbates? Let me help you 😏

And you thought wine and cunnilingus was just that? It's time to get laid, baby