How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

I gave her a dildo and she gave me an anal creampie, I love it ❤️

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

Whipped and fucked - now she won't look at others

Oh, you're such a fool! You drank your father's Viagra, and I have to suck again, don't I?

Oh, I didn't have time to get it... But you like sperm in your pussy, don't you?

Sister, it's always like this - you break down, and then you ask for a creampie

"Holy shit," said the courier... And fucked another man's wife in the ass

I took her to a restaurant and she decided to fuck with me! I mean, fuck me

Honey, I'll fuck a stranger for you just to get you off

Brother, in order not to be a fast shooter, you have to get laid before the date

What did you do at work that you had to come in here and sell your ass for anal?

Wow, you shouldn't be cleaning in that uniform, you should be sitting on my dick

Oh yes, sis, the New Year's gift was really "fucked up"

You should have fucked after the club, but tonight you're going to lick me, too

And you massage better than your father... Oh, deeper, too

Seduced a babe by the pool and cum twice, what luck

And she knows how to please a guy - 1st date, and already on his dick

Alternating mouth, anal and pussy - how else can you make a triple squirt?

There's no money, there's a mouth and a pussy, you can fuck me if you want, but don't drive me out of the crib

- Brother, can we fuck? - No problem, your ass is always worth it

A deep blowjob is when the cock is shoved down your throat and your ass is throbbing

Fuck, Kolya, I want to fuck you, and your girlfriend is going home. Fuck me quick