My friends are fucking and I'm not watching - oh, I'm already watching and jerking off to them

I open my mouth and he'll know it's in there, not in there

I fucked a girl's sister and got caught. She wanted it first, I had nothing to do with it

I masturbate to my beloved's infidelity, why? Everyone jerks off how they want

Neighbor, don't peek anymore, just come right in, you're fucking awesome

It takes dick, not dumbbells (and orgasms), to make girls thin

I've always wanted to have sex with an Asian girl. I'll fuck her on the rent. Deal?

Hey, what happened to my dick? Are you swallowing it whole?

Show me your dick, you don't want it for your sister? Now let's fuck

She fucked someone else for money, so what? With you, it's love, that's the main thing

Cum on his face and then proceeded to fuck him - and you could do that?

I came in and there was an Asian girl. I don't fuck at work, but I cleaned her pipes

Will you do whatever I want? Then suck me, then I'll turn you on my dick

Shh, or the guy will hear and not be happy that I'm cheating in the bathhouse

That's the 2nd flop - don't worry, it won't go in

I pumped his cum in public so she'd know how to peep on other people

Fucking hell, I'm your brother! I can fuck you if you ask me to, though

I repeat, do not jerk off, but fuck your mom. I taught you how to fuck

My husband said, you can't get a massage - fuck me but don't massage me, I'm obedient

How can you not jerk off to a hitchhiker like that? Can I fuck her too?

When I come inside and you take my last name, why just fuck around?

Piled on, fucked and cums, and how's she supposed to go to her husband with cum?

I got it out before I took a dump, and then I put it in half a lump. It's not like you're gonna get knocked up

If I'm gonna get healthy, it's gonna be with a fucking trainer like that!