She came in naked, so I fucked her. I had to get a boner

Getting back at a guy for being late for a movie by eating a stranger's sperm

I feel like she'll blow me and I'll look at the sea tomorrow

I ordered a pizza and already spent the money in kind

She doesn't draw that well, but she gives it to me in the pussy — I love those kind of portraits

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Fuck, there's no money, but there's no pain, so why are you sucking cocks again?!

A stranger gets his dick up, and she's married - nothing, it doesn't interfere with sex

I didn't think it was necessary to get naked for a movie, but if the director asks...

I'll give it to a debt collector and he'll forgive me all my debts (well, he hasn't)