Fucked and ate the sperm, but you could have told me you were married

- Shall we fuck? - What kind of stupid question is that? I'm in the bathhouse and I'm naked, will you start?

I'm standing here wondering which one to fuck. I've got enough for both 💪🏼

I don't spend money on girls for the sake of fucking

What an understanding neighbor I have - a little blackmail and she already sucks

Man, give me your dick, I want sex! And fuck me good so I can fuck

Fucked a tax inspector on the table and forgave her for taking a bribe

Not enough money for a loader? No problem — pay in kind

I don't have any money, but I'm not wearing any panties either — let me pay with my body

The Uber cab driver wouldn't let me squirt on the seat. Can I squirt on my dick?

If you've been a good boy all year, you'll end up twice, too

How can I not fuck a Negro when he's got the biggest dick I've ever seen?

Yeah, I gave it to the first guy I met. You gotta pay for the trip somehow

As long as my wife doesn't find out that psychologist blew me

Cum in a friend's wife, the dream! But I'd have to pay alimony in half then

Fuck a stranger and goodbye 👋 No second date

You say you like anal? So hold the black dick, but don't scream

I helped a stranger and I'm waiting - I love it when they thank you through the ***hole

You shouldn't have said you liked anal — now give me your ass

So that's why there are holes in country toilets — to stick dicks in them

If I show a stranger my dick, she'll either blow me or call for help

I've been an adult for a long time, so massage me through my anus

I want Barbie everywhere - on my dick and on my face (and for both to cum!)

Fuck me at work and your wife at home, you'll always be satisfied