You thought I gave you 2 grand for a blowjob? Nah, I'll fuck you by the tree

Not much money, but it's no problem - I can give you a throat blowjob in a heartbeat

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

I don't want to give money to the loader, but in kind, that's fine

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I went to my neighbor's house for dick... I mean tea! Get to know each other 😏

What guy? I forget about him when someone else's dick is fucking me

I'm fucked myself - the first date, and she takes off her panties and asks for more

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Why did you take your clothes off in my car? Oh, to fuck? All right, then

Actually, I'm not like that, but for money, yes, and you can even anal

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

How so, even my sister has a girlfriend (and I just want fmf)

Stranger, can we talk more or are you going to shut me up with your dick already?

Who hired her? At least she sucks for fuck-ups (cums face)

You're not much of a realtor, but you can twist it on your dick - after you've been fucked in the mouth

You fucked a whore who looked like me, you could have stuck it in my anus, bro

Husband, don't worry, when you come home from work I'll do your rimming, too

What's with the face? You don't believe I'm going to fuck you in the toilet?

Do you also have to pay for repairs? Well, it's easier for me with my body than with my money

What a psychologist! The lack of cum is gone, and the sperm toxicosis is gone

Is this a joke, or did you really bring a friend for a double blowjob?

Forget about your husband - you're having a sleepover, you'll have to cheat 👌

That's how they give out orders in locker rooms - they suck customers