I rent drunken beauties in a bar, not whores. It's cheaper!

"You're my savior fucker!" - the world's first porno diss 😂

You say one cock isn't enough for you? Well, open your mouth for a second one

I fucked the courier and filmed it for TikTok, but I only posted it here

I go to a masseur to get laid, I squirm in the hands of a specialist

- Are we being tricked into having sex? - Yeah, it's too late to say no, let them fuck us

Girls, don't be shy, let's fuck! You came for a reason

Your balls are full of sperm, if we fuck you, you'll dance right away

Come on, teach me about sex, or do I have to lick your ass? Oh, really?

Husband, what are you doing? Come here and lick someone else's creampie, you cuckold

Don't yell so loud from your anal orgasm, you'll wake up your father

Can you give me a ride? I'll pay... I mean, I'll suck your dick! How do you drive with your balls full

Husband, I'm sorry, I came from a Negro, he just has a bigger dick...

Stranger girl in the fitting room all alone - is she okay with creampay?

What do you mean, sex at the appointment doesn't help? Don't panic, that's how I treat everyone

And the stranger is a fucking great fuck, I didn't invite him to my room for nothing

I'll jerk off in the bathroom and fuck the landlord. I'm Asian, I won't be denied

Don't tell me you're gonna fuck that nigger! Hey, I'm still here

I'm your first girl and you're my first virgin - we'll both cum

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

How to try mfm - blackmail, and here are 2 dicks at your disposal

"Holy shit," said the courier... And fucked another man's wife in the ass

Honey, I'll fuck a stranger for you just to get you off

Wow, you shouldn't be cleaning in that uniform, you should be sitting on my dick