He said it didn't hurt in the ass - and now I can't sit up for a week

Yeah, yeah, aim for the ass - you've been asking for anal for so long, I'm ready

Shut up, bitch, and masturbate, I'm not coming out of the anus anyway

Be honest, you wanted anal, not a massage, so I put it in

Man, it hurts when you stick your dick in your ass, but the courier said you have to

Is that a finger in my ass? - Don't freak out, you'll soon have a dick in there, too