My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

Yeah, I came in you, but that's okay. I promise to pay child support forever

My sister was so angry, but it was all from not getting laid. I'll make it up to you

Courier, what's not to understand? You fuck me and the pizza is free

I'm counting one, two, three, oops, I cum, cum inside you

Suggested sex and creampie instead of playing sudoku and she said yes

If you know how to fuck, prove it. If you can make me orgasm, I'll believe you

If you forgot to make tea for your husband, take off your pants and get your ass kicked

Brother, help me out here, because I can't get ready for my midterm because I'm not getting enough of it