My father married a whore so he and I would have someone to stick it in

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

Do you play Dota? Don't forget to check the girl, in case she cheats already

Not getting laid already makes my legs cramp and my pussy hurt — I'm going to my neighbor's right now

If her husband had known that his wife wasn't sucking a lollipop, but her lover's dick

This maid knows how to pump herself a quick pay raise

Brags to her husband about sucking another man's dick right in the process