Yes, it's not easy to swallow, but it's even harder to honestly evaluate

"Yuri Mikhailovich, I brought you the documents. Ready to fuck?"

She gets high on the dick and it's up to me to pull it out in time? Sneaky

Suggested sex and creampie instead of playing sudoku and she said yes

My husband came and I didn't! Let him bring a neighbor to orgasms then

Courier, what's not to understand? You fuck me and the pizza is free

Brother, help me out here, because I can't get ready for my midterm because I'm not getting enough of it

I've sucked all my friends' dicks, the guy doesn't mind, and I'll fuck you, too

If you forgot to make tea for your husband, take off your pants and get your ass kicked

If you know how to fuck, prove it. If you can make me orgasm, I'll believe you