You had a fucking dream? Well, it'll be a dream come true, dick at the ready

I'm sick of jerking off, I'm gonna teach my friend how to fuck, because he's still a virgin

Beautiful legs for me - I cum in my mouth at the cottage, I didn't fuck up the summer

My sister gets fucked and I get jealous and masturbate - when is it my turn?

Oh, I lit up my ass while I was sucking. Now I can't get away with a blowjob

Wow, she showed her tits, what if she lets me fuck her too? I shouldn't have been so shy

She asked for a creampie, I came in her. I put my panties on and nothing happened!

I'm not jealous of my dad's new girlfriend (but blackmailed and fucked 😎)

It's not polite to cum inside on the first meeting, so prepare your face for the cum

Squirt on me, I'll make you wet, orgasm for orgasm and we're even

She asked me to fuck her, I fucked her and I never gave her the discount 😉 😉

Shit, I'm so fucked up, out of the Friendzone and straight into alimony

Are you out of your mind, bro? Why did you pull out your dick? Okay, at least I'm gonna come

I'd rather have a shrink anal on my dick than this therapy of yours

I got lost in the woods and now I'm standing here sucking a stranger's dick

Stranger fuck-up 😢 I'm going to my husband's with sperm in my mouth

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

Guy threw a student sex party - give a stranger a pussy, it'll make you feel better

He promised to carry me in his arms, but so far it's just on his dick, but to orgasm

Installed a camera in a cab - filmed a customer cumming

Oh, the penis is in the girlfriend and the semen is in the girlfriend's penis. One time won't do anything, will it?

I was waiting for a friend and his wife came in - okay, I'll fuck her 😏

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up

At the university, you can say you're late because you sucked a guy's dick